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NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…

Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
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Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently
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Judge Tells Public To Calm Down It’s Handled Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Judge Emmet Sullivan giving the Justice Department lawyers a stern warning, and I…

Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview
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Insomniac Unchains Logan in Marvel’s Wolverine Preview

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Get ready for a bloody good time with Marvel’s Wolverine, the latest game from Insomniac Games. As a seasoned gamer…

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Helicopter Nearly Hits Plane Because Air Traffic Control Still Broken

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been a year and a half since a deadly midair…

Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…

Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Looney Tunes RebootMachine Churns Out Another Soulless Cash Grab

FinnAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

The latest attempt to revive a beloved franchise has finally hit theaters, because of course it has. Coyote vs. Acme…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

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