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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
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Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…

God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance
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God of War show loses its Kratos due to on-set mishap and poor insurance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Well, that’s just peachy. The live-action God of War series, which was supposed to be the perfect adaptation of the…

Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride
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Universal Executes Brilliant Plan To Annoy Entire Neighborhood With Fast Ride

FinnJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Because what’s a theme park attraction without a few noise complaints from the neighbors, right? Universal Studios Hollywood’s latest addition,…

Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not
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Saudi Arabia Gets To Enrich Uranium Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has tentatively agreed to allow Saudi Arabia to…

Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
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Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…

Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow
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Trump’s Ethics Issues Now Somehow Even More Obvious Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump and his team are doing…

Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key
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Meta Sharing Toys With Anthropic Because Generosity Is Key

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s latest move to lease computing capacity to Anthropic, and I have…

Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret
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Taco Bell’s Latest Menu Item: Regret

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Taco Bell, the shining star of the fast-food business, is dealing…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Doomsday Sequel Poster Apparently

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got our hands on some brand new concept art for Avengers: Doomsday, and it’s a real treat for fans…

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