Disney Buys Pokémon Because You Clearly Needed More Franchises
Pokémon is coming to Disney+, because of course it is. The massively popular multimedia franchise has struck a “global distribution…
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…
Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…
Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…
Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…
LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…
GOP Rep Claims Friendship Isn’t Flirting Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Rep. Chuck Edwards, who’s in a bit of hot water. Apparently,…
GTA VI details unveiled in Netflix’s latest hype machine spectacle
Get ready to return to the mean streets, folks, because Rockstar Games has finally given us a glimpse of what’s…