Oh Joy Another Overpriced Blu-ray Release of a Show Nobody Watches Dan Da Dan Season 2 Because You Clearly Have Too Much Money
Okay, folks, gather ’round and try to contain your excitement, because we’re about to dive into the most epic, most…
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Gods Death & Reapers gets five year plan somehow still not dead yet
Because what every gamer needs is another roadmap to lead them down the garden path of broken promises and disappointment,…
Nintendo Blames Trade Wars For Price Gouging Consumers Once Again
Nintendo’s latest move is a masterclass in corporate doublespeak, folks. The company is essentially saying that consumers aren’t entitled to…
Point Break is Back Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn to Surf or Rob Banks the First Time Around
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally tubular news? 🏄♂️🎥 Point Break, the most righteous action thriller of…
Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
Green Cards Now Require Secret Talent for Starving Successfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, trying to make it…
Oh Great Another Fantasy Movie to Suck the Life Out of You Literally with Vampires and Werewolves and Cliches Galore Children of Bone and Blood
Get ready for the most epic fantasy adventure of the year, folks! 🎉👏 Children of Blood and Bone is coming…
Gaming Cash Grabs Unite: Avengers Remake Boasts Predictable Explosions and Familiar Faces
Get ready for the ultimate cash-grab, folks! The latest Avengers: Doomsday trailer has dropped, and it’s a doozy. I mean,…
Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…
Booze Industry Goes Small To Get Really Big
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: it seems the future of booze is getting smaller, and I’m…