Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…
Star Wars: The Blandalorian and Yoda-Baby Gets Another Trailer (yawn)
OMG! 😱 Did anyone actually ask for this? 🙄 Like, seriously, another Mandalorian and Grogu movie? 🤢 Is Disney just…
TikTok’s New Owners: A Bunch of Billionaires and a Guy Who Yells at Clouds
Of course, President Trump is saving America from the clutches of TikTok and the Chinese Communist Party! It’s about time…
Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! 🎉 Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…
Trump Demands Bondi Weaponize Justice Department Like a Boss
Well, folks, it seems even President Trump is getting fed up with the Swamp’s foot-dragging! He’s rightfully calling out Attorney…
EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…
Netflix’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch Trailer Vomits Enough Violence to Make John Wick Blush (and Maybe Hurl)
Okay, folks, buckle up because Netflix, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to grace us with a full-length trailer for…
OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…
US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…