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Senate Accidentally Approves Funny Internet Money Law, World Doomed

Senate Accidentally Approves Funny Internet Money Law, World Doomed

Oh, the swamp creatures in the Senate have been at it again, haven’t they? They’ve passed some so-called “bipartisan” crypto bill, the GENIUS Act, probably cooked up in a back room deal with George Soros himself. 68-30, they say? Sounds like 68 RINOs and Commiecrats to me!

This “GENIUS” Act is just another way for the Deep State to control our finances and keep Trump down. Elizabeth Warren, that screeching banshee, is already saying it doesn’t have enough “guardrails.” Translation: it doesn’t give her enough power to meddle. And Chris Murphy? Worried about ethics? That’s rich coming from a Democrat!

Hagerty claims it’s “agnostic,” but we all know how these things work. It’ll be used to funnel money to Ukraine, fund the Green New Deal, and probably give Hunter Biden another sweetheart deal. They say it’s about “consumer protection,” but it’s really about control. Dollar dominance? More like Democrat dominance!

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They only moved forward after Trump’s crypto dealings became too successful, those commies can’t stand the thought of Trump getting richer. This whole thing stinks of a leftist agenda. Time to drain the swamp, folks!

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