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CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did
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CNN Discovers Trump’s SHOCKING Kennedy Center Makeover: You Won’t BELIEVE What He Did

Big ElephantDecember 7, 2025December 7, 2025

Well, folks, looks like CNN is at it again, whining about President Trump making the Kennedy Center GREAT AGAIN! Apparently,…

Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal
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Netflix’s Epic Fail: Will a Tiny Question Nuke the Warner Bros Deal

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Netflix, the bastion of woke programming and leftist indoctrination, wants to buy Warner Bros. and HBO for a measly $72…

Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
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Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond

Big ElephantDecember 6, 2025December 6, 2025

Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…

CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science
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CNN Worries Some Dude Might Get a Tummy Ache Because of *Checks Notes* Science

Big ElephantDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025

Oh, no! Not another snowflake worried about a disease that’s practically gone! This John Ellis, bless his delicate heart, is…

New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration
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New York Lawmakers Triggered, Want to Ban Protests Near Holy Buildings After Mean Pro-Palestinian Demonstration

Big ElephantDecember 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes in New York are at it again! Apparently, those oh-so-tolerant liberals can’t handle a little free…

Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad
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Sabrina Carpenter Throws Shade at White House for Being Tone-Deaf and Using Her Bop in Cringe Political Ad

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video…

‘Ukraine vs Russia: A Totally Fair Fight (Spoiler: It’s Not)’
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‘Ukraine vs Russia: A Totally Fair Fight (Spoiler: It’s Not)’

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls over Russia supposedly erasing Ukrainian culture. You know, because sending billions in…

Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out
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Trump Sends Clown Car to Russia, Demands Ukraine Chill Out

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it Again! They are clutching their pearls because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN
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Brian Walshe’s Day 1 Murder Trial: A Comedy of Errors According to CNN

Big ElephantDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their liberal agenda with this Ana Walshe murder trial! Are we really supposed…

Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court
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Oops! Alina Habba’s Side Hustle as US Attorney Gets a Big Fat “NOPE” from Appeals Court

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Folks, can you believe this deep-state garbage? A federal appeals court, probably filled with card-carrying members of the radical left,…

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