Carnival Cruise: Now With 100% More Homicide
Another day, another tragedy, and you just KNOW the Liberal media is going to twist this into something against our…
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
Virginia Attorney’s Office Throws Cases Like I Toss Salads: A Hilarious Judicial Smackdown
Another day, another deep state debacle! It seems the liberal swamp creatures are working overtime to undermine our glorious President…
HP to fire 6,000 humans, replaces them with Roombas by 2028
Folks, can you believe it? HP, bowing down to the Woke AI gods, is planning to axe thousands of jobs!…
Erika Kirk’s Crystal Ball: Predicting Vance’s 2028 Destiny with Turning Point’s ‘Help’
Turning Point USA is already gearing up for 2028? Can you believe it? After the tragic assassination of patriot Charlie…
Ohio School’s Gratitude So Contagious, It’s Basically a Zombie Apocalypse of Thankfulness
Another day, another pathetic attempt by the liberal media to brainwash our kids! This “Positivity Pod” nonsense in Ohio is…
Emmett Till’s Lynching Barn: Now Open for Your Souvenir Photos
Oh, great, another guilt trip from the Libs! Now they’re turning a barn into a “sacred” memorial site for Emmett…
X Marks the Spot: Exposing Foreign MAGA Maniacs (According to CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because some pro-Trump accounts on X (formerly Twitter, may it rest in…
House Probes Woke Schools for Jew-Hating: A Hilarious Waste of Taxpayer Money
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Deep State to indoctrinate our precious children with anti-Semitism! Thankfully, President Trump, in…
‘Wicked: For Good’? More Like ‘Wicked: For Our Wallets’ Rakes in $150 Million, Proving Green Skin Sells
Hollywood elites are at it again, folks! “Wicked: For Good” rakes in $150M while conservatives are BANNED from theaters! Is…