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Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN
Sen. Angus King on sprint to address expiring Obamacare subsidies
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Sen. Angus King RACES to Save Obamacare (Again?!) | CNN

Big ElephantDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025

Desperate Dems scramble to save failing Obamacare! Senator Angus King, a puppet of the radical left, is on a “sprint”…

US Lies | Clown News Network
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US Lies | Clown News Network

Big ElephantNovember 29, 2025November 29, 2025

Rahm Emanuel, swamp creature extraordinaire, sheds crocodile tears after National Guard mishap. Is this another deep state plot to undermine…

Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig
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Tunisian Choir’s Epic Journey: From Revolution to Random Renditions, Thousands of Miles for a Gig

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, great, another feel-good story from CNN about the “Arab Spring,” likely funded by Soros himself! Tunisia88, a choir born…

Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts
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Prepare to Pay More for Your Precious Pasta, You Utter Carb-Loading Addicts

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the rising cost of……

AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight
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AI Data Centers Spark State Cage Fight

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

The liberal lunacy continues! Now they’re blaming data centers for high energy costs! You can’t make this stuff up, folks.…

Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)
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Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up…

Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure
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Orbán and Putin’s Bro-Date in Moscow: Trump Card Fuels Hungary’s Gas-Guzzling Adventure

Big ElephantNovember 28, 2025November 28, 2025

Another day, another globalist conspiracy thwarted by the genius of President Trump! CNN is clutching its pearls because our favorite…

Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN
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Witkoff: Putin’s Unofficial Life Coach, According to Ex-Ukrainian FM (LOL) | CNN

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the failing CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! This time, they’re peddling a…

AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted
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AI Bullshit: Why Your Portfolio is About to Get Skynet-ted

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Nvidia, the Deep State’s favorite chipmaker, posts “blockbuster” earnings, but the stock dips? Sounds like Soros is shorting it, folks!…

Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
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Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring

Big ElephantNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…

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