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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…

Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…

GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
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GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…

Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party
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Dude Gets Busted with Boom-Boom Sticks Before Supreme Court Church Party

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist trying to disrupt the peace! This time, it’s some Jersey reject with a Molotov cocktail…

Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
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Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…

From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting
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From Besties to Blocked: Dem Senator’s Trump Admin Glow-Up Era Ends in Ghosting

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Another day, another Democrat whining about President Trump! Senator Chris Coons, bless his heart, is now suddenly claiming “radio silence”…

“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”
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“Military Brats: School System’s Favorite Game of Hide-and-Go-Seek”

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State is at it again, folks! These Florida teens, probably indoctrinated by their leftist professors, are trying…

CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It
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CNN Claims Federal Workers Were Forced to Blame Democrats for Shutdown in Out-of-Office Messages, Sources Say They Secretly Loved It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe the level of desperation from the Deep State Democrats? They’re so triggered by President Trump’s continued…

Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It
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Trump Declares War on Drugs (Again!) Congress Thinks He’s Lost It

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in his tireless war against the forces of evil! It’s about time someone…

White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line
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White House Prepares to Yeet Thousands Into Unemployment Line

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2025October 2, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-engineered crisis! Sleepy Joe and his commie cronies are holding our great nation hostage over their radical,…

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