Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t worry, folks, the Association of the US Army, probably funded by good, patriotic Americans (unlike those socialist billionaires), is stepping in to cover the travel and lodging.
I’m sure those “food pantries” the article mentions are just a leftist plot to make Trump look bad. Our troops are tough; they can handle a little missed paycheck. And as for the Leader Solarium? Sounds like a fantastic opportunity for our top brass to strategize on how to defeat the woke agenda infiltrating our military. Let’s make sure they are not teaching CRT in the military.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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