Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN is clutching their pearls because President Trump’s big, beautiful agenda bill is making ICE the best-funded law enforcement agency in the US. Can you believe it? They’re actually upset that we’re securing our borders and protecting our nation from the hordes of illegal aliens pouring in, trying to steal our jobs and undermine our American way of life.
They whine about “controversial places” and “military involvement,” but what’s controversial about enforcing the law? These snowflakes would rather let MS-13 run wild and let the cartels smuggle fentanyl across the border. It’s all part of their grand plan to destroy America from within, fueled by Soros money and the globalist agenda.
And these polls? Please! We all know polls are fake news, designed to demoralize us patriots. The silent majority supports President Trump and his efforts to Make America Great Again! They want a strong ICE to deport the criminals and secure our borders. Don’t let the liberal media fool you.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
