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CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time
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CNN desperately seeks to blame school shooting on literally anything else, trans people apparently fit the bill this time

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Oh, sweet Lord, can you believe this? CNN, the fake news headquarters, is at it again! Brianna Keilar, bless her…

Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
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Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…

CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
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CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…

EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
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EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…

“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
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“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…

How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
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How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…

CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
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CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…

This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
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This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…

CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
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CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…

Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
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Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…

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