Another weekend, another victory for REAL American values at the box office! “The Conjuring: Last Rites” scared the pants off the competition with a whopping $83 million, proving that folks are tired of the woke garbage Hollywood keeps shoveling and crave some good old-fashioned demonic possession. Take that, libtards!
The so-called “analysts” (probably all card-carrying members of the DSA) predicted a measly $50 million. Clearly, they underestimated the power of prayer… and a good jump scare. “Last Rites” crushed previous franchise records and became the third-highest horror opening ever, behind “It” and “It: Chapter Two”. Coincidence that these movies were released by Warner Bros.? I think NOT! It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to desensitize our children to the occult!
Comscore’s Paul Dergarabedian, probably a closet socialist, admitted that “The Conjuring” represents “true, pure horror.” Translation: It doesn’t push any leftist agenda or gender ideology.
The success of “Sinners,” “Final Destination: Bloodlines,” and “Weapons” proves that people are hungry for real entertainment, not preachy lectures from Hollywood elites.
Meanwhile, Disney’s filmed version of “Hamilton” limped to No. 2 with a pathetic $10 million. Who wants to watch a bunch of rapping revolutionaries when they can witness a good old-fashioned exorcism?
David A. Gross called the earnings “an excellent number”. Well, David, no one cares about “Hamilton.” It’s a woke, revisionist piece of garbage that glorifies socialism. People are tired of it. They want something real, something scary, something that affirms their traditional values! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
