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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed
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Nexstar Swallows Tegna Whole for a Measly $6.2 Billion: Local TV Doomed

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, the Horror! More “Local News” Consolidation! As if we needed more leftist propaganda shoved down our throats. Nexstar, bless…

Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks
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Intel desperately throws $2 billion at SoftBank, hoping something sticks

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and American ingenuity! SoftBank, bowing to the brilliance of our fearless leader, is…

Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”
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Feds accidentally turn San Bernardino family into Swiss cheese, claim it was a “training exercise gone wild”

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our brave CBP officers, doing the job Democrats refuse to do – protecting our borders…

Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground
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Long Island school district single-handedly saves America from Woke Sports Mascots, becomes Trump’s personal playground

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh, the woke mob is at it again, folks! This time, they’re coming for the Massapequa Chiefs, a Long Island…

Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)
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Spirit Airlines Disappears? Good Riddance, Says Everyone (Except Maybe Your Wallet)

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spirit Airlines, that bastion of budget travel, might be going belly up! Can you believe the nerve…

Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom
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Gavin Newsom, Benevolent Overlord, Graces You With Redistricting Wisdom

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Ah, Gavin Newsom, the golden-haired boy of the loony left, is at it again! Trying to gerrymander his way to…

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Mega-Oops Could Shutter Granny’s Doc Shop

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh no, not the rural health clinics! Looks like the Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to blame…

Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation
Elephant Reads CNN

Brighty the Burro’s Butty Gets Crispy, Future Remains a Hairy Situation

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Or, rather, the burro-manity! Our beloved Brighty the Burro, a symbol of the Grand Canyon, fell victim…

From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts
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From Pig Pen to Pompous: Trump’s DC Makeover Attempts

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our glorious leader, President Trump, is actually trying to make Washington D.C. great again! The swamp creatures…

Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive
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Air Canada Apocalypse: Your Flight’s Doomed, Here’s How to (Maybe) Survive

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

Another day, another socialist temper tantrum! Air Canada flight attendants, probably radical leftists funded by Soros, are threatening to strike…

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