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CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)
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CFPB’s Lifeline Gets Sliced: Appeals Court Showdown Ends in Tears (of Joy for Wall Street)

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The Deep State’s attempts to keep the Consumer Financial Protection…

Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn
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Texas Guv to Call Redistricting Redo: Yawn

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to undermine our great President Trump and his America First agenda!…

CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!
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CNN’s August 12th Rundown: DC Goes Wild, Gaza’s Still There, Food Stamps for All, Austin’s Wild West!

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make sense of the world through their liberal, anti-Trump, America-hating lenses. But…

CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)
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CNN: DC’s Criminals Suddenly Remembered Crime Is Bad, Violent Crime Rates Plummet (Thanks, Biden?)

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their “facts” like they’re not in bed with the radical left. President Trump is 100% right,…

Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN
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Colorado Prison Gets Wildfire-Induced Vacay, Courtesy of Mother Nature’s Arsonist Skills | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2025August 11, 2025

Another day, another crisis courtesy of the Liberal Loons and their eco-agenda! A Colorado prison evacuated because of a wildfire?…

Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss
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Texas Democrats Walk Out, Now Walk Aimlessly Into the Abyss

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, fled to Illinois to avoid voting on a new…

Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)
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Texas floods: Now with 100% more dino footprints (dirt and debris sold separately)

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is all excited about some “dinosaur tracks” found after the Texas floods. You know what I…

Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery
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Montana’s Wild West Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong: A Week of Trigger-Happy Tomfoolery

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Oh, the tranquility of small-town America, shattered by yet another veteran! Clearly, the liberals’ woke policies on mental health are…

New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting
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New Law Kinda Sorta Might Have Stopped Manhattan Shooter, But Who’s Counting

Big ElephantAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and what do the Liberals do? Blame guns, of course! This time, it’s a shooting in…

RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

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