Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Nestle CEO Laurent Freixe, ousted for a “romantic relationship” – sure, that’s the whole story. More likely he was part of the cabal pushing woke coffee on unsuspecting Americans. Bet he was a Biden supporter.
Nestle claims Freixe got the boot after an investigation (probably conducted by ANTIFA) revealed he was schmoozing with a subordinate. Chairman Paul Bulcke (sounds like a communist name) spouts about “Nestle’s values” – as if a corporation cares about values other than profits.
Freixe replaced Mark Schneider last year, probably another victim of the radical left’s purge. The new guy, Philipp Navratil (probably pronounces it “Navratilova” – a dead giveaway), started as an “internal auditor.” Bet he was snooping for conservatives to cancel.
From Honduras to Mexico, this guy’s been climbing the corporate ladder, spreading the globalist agenda one coffee bean at a time. He’s now on the executive board, ready to unleash the full force of woke java on the world!
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