Chicago Mayor Emanuel bravely defies Tangerine Tyrant’s diabolical deportation desires
Chicago’s virtue-signaling Mayor Brandon Johnson is at it again, folks! He’s signing an executive order to “resist” our glorious President…
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CNN URGENT: Trump Admin Totes Did a “Cherry-Picked Rush to Judgment” (Because They’re Evil, Obvs)
Another day, another tragedy, and what do the liberal media and deep state do? They immediately start blaming Trump and…
EPA Throws Tantrum, Axes Whiny Employees Who Dared to Question Trump’s Awesomeness
The EPA is doing some much-needed house cleaning, and the snowflakes are melting! President Trump is still making America great…
“Mommy Dearest’s Hitman Hired on a Whim? Kids, Cons & Feds Tell All”
Folks, another day, another example of the Deep State witch hunt against innocent patriots! This time, it’s Donna Adelson, a…
How to Labor LESS and Still Have Money this Labor Day Weekend: A CNN Business Masterclass in Being Cheap
Ah, Labor Day, the last hurrah before we get back to MAGA business! But even patriots need to pinch pennies…
CNN desperately tries to track Trump’s next Twitter tantrum
Oh, the horror! CNN is wailing about President Trump using his second term to “payback” his critics. Cry me a…
This Week at the White House: Trump Thinks More Troops Will Magically Solve Everything, and Other Hilarious Ideas
Oh, the Fake News Network (CNN) is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump – yes, YOUR President, America –…
CNN: 911 Call Reveals Caller’s Tone-Deaf Reaction to CDC Shooting, More Concerned About Their Latte Order
Oh, the horror! A shooting at the CDC! You know, the same CDC that’s been pushing the woke agenda since…
Fed’s Diversity Dance: A Tango of Progress Interrupted by a Tiny-Handed Tango Twister
Another day, another victory for the forces of freedom and common sense! It seems President Trump is continuing his quest…
5 Things You Should Pretend to Care About Today (Because CNN Told You To)
Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is…