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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)
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RFK Jr: Single-Handedly Demolishing Big Pharma in Under a Year, According to Him | CNN (Satire Alert)

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! RFK Jr., that brave patriot, single-handedly dismantled the Deep State’s vaccine agenda in just six months! Can…

William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics
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William Webster, guy who used to run the FBI and CIA, finally kicks the bucket | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! William Webster, head of the FBI and CIA, is dead at 101. Sounds…

Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
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Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…

“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
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“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…

White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
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White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…

California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
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California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
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CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…

The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
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The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…

Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
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Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
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Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

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