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Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
Elephant Reads CNN

Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…

Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
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Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…

Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry
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‘Archie’ Movie: Universal’s Latest Attempt to Milk Nostalgia Dry

FinnAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Archie is getting a MOVIE?! 🎬 Like, who even asked for this? 🤷‍♀️ Is Hollywood seriously out of…

Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced
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Target’s Epic Fail: From Red Hot to Red-Faced

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Target’s CEO, Brian Cornell, is stepping down after 11 years of what I can only…

Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL
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Target CEO ditches sinking ship as sales tank, LOL

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another CEO bites the dust thanks to the Woke Left! Brian Cornell of Target is stepping down because he dared…

McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one
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McDonald’s pretends to be affordable again by slashing combo meal prices, fools no one

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, the Deep State must be trembling in their boots! McDonald’s, kowtowing to the woke mob’s cries about overpriced burgers.…

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

UK Regulator Cancels Shower Gel Ad for Being Too Woke, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Those wacky Brits at it again! The UK regulators, probably infiltrated by the woke mind virus, have banned a Sanex…

Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal
Elephant Reads CNN

Tulsi “Queen” Gabbard Single-Handedly Neutered Deep State Cabal

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and his administration in the ongoing battle against the Deep State! Our fearless…

Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit
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Texas Dems Throw Epic Tantrum: Demand Police Escort Back to Work After Hissy Fit

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Texas Democrats, still whining about President Trump’s glorious redistricting plan, are staging another one of…

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