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House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
Elephant Reads CNN

House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…

Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis
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Melania’s back to napping: A CNN political analysis

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Melania Trump, the unsung hero of Trump’s second term, is secretly pulling the strings while those commie news outlets focus…

“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”
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“From Croquet to Chaos: Bethesda’s Teatime Tranquility Terminated by Bolton’s Bombshell FBI Bash | CNN’s Political Prattle”

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, the drama! The Deep State is at it again, folks! They raided John Bolton’s house! Can you believe it?…

Erik Menendez to Remain Roommates With Iron Bars After Whiny Plea to Leave Slammer Gets Rejected
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Erik Menendez to Remain Roommates With Iron Bars After Whiny Plea to Leave Slammer Gets Rejected

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another win for justice! Erik Menendez, the pampered brat who, along with his equally loathsome brother, Lyle, turned…

CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker
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CNN: Trump Hugged Putin, Ukraine Peace Still DOA, Shocker

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! CNN, still crying about 2016 (and 2020, and…

Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
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Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…

Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)
Elephant Reads CNN

Oversight Chair Promises Speedy Epstein File Dump (But Don’t Worry, Victims, We’ll Try Not to Mess It Up)

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Another Deep State stall tactic! The House Oversight Committee, led by that RINO James Comer, claims it wants to release…

Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned
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Uvalde school officials playing email hide-and-seek, court order be damned

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Of course, the liberal media at CNN is now twisting the knife in Uvalde, because that’s what they do best,…

Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone
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Ding Dong, the Dobson’s Gone

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Another great patriot has left us, folks. James Dobson, a true warrior for traditional values, has passed on to that…

Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!
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Gabbard to Intel Agencies: You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day, Sir!

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Another Deep State Swamp Creature Bites the Dust! Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, a true patriot, is fearlessly draining…

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