Kemi Badenoch’s GPS Says “Go Back, We’re Full”: A CNN Immigration Policy Romp
Oh, look, another “immigrant” lecturing people on assimilation! As if THEY didn’t use every trick in the book to jump…
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ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…
Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…
Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…
Los Angeles: A Bunch of People Got a Boo-Boo After a Car Went Rouge
Here we go again! Another “unknown vehicle” plows into a crowd in East Hollywood. You know what that means, folks…
From Bureaucrat to Crusader: She Quit Her Day Job to Slay the Trump Dragon
Oh, the drama! A former federal prosecutor, triggered by President Trump’s return to the White House, is now running for…
BREAKING: Teen Baseball Prodigy Ditches Prom for Wolf Blitzer Interview, World Implodes
Another day, another libtard snowflake getting a free pass! This Willits kid, probably a closet socialist, gets drafted and suddenly…
Chevron Triumphs in Hilarious Legal Showdown with Exxon for Hess: A Corporate Comedy in Three Acts
Chevron’s $53 billion acquisition of Hess has prevailed, which means more American energy independence, despite the deep state’s machinations. Chevron,…
Trump’s ICE Cream Truck: Now Delivering Deportations Straight to Your Door
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News AP to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…
CNN Asks: July 18th – Is DOGE Dead Yet? Plus, Other Stuff You Won’t Care About
The radical left strikes again! The Trump administration, in its infinite wisdom, has ended the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline’s…