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House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
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House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…

Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…

Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”
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Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

The Trump administration, led by the fearless Marco Rubio, is bravely diving into the murky depths of Harvard University to…

Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
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Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…

Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
Elephant Reads CNN

Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting
Elephant Reads CNN

Passenger Jet and B-52 Play Chicken: Guess Who’s Profiting

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Another day, another deep state plot foiled by the vigilance of patriotic pilots! This time, it involves a near-miss between…

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs
Elephant Reads CNN

Earth’s Zoomies, Robot Besties, and Golden Tickets: Today’s LOLs

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their usual garbage, even under President Trump’s glorious second term! Let’s dissect this leftist propaganda, shall…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

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