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State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

State Dept to Can Over 1,300 Employees This Friday LOL

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like President Trump is finally draining the swamp, and about time! The State Department is getting a much-needed makeover,…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
Elephant Reads CNN

Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…

Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon
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Tesla’s Big Day: Shareholders Get Their Turn to Yell at Elon

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Tesla, that beacon of American ingenuity, has been forced by a cabal of DEMOCRATIC OFFICIALS to hold…

Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
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Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…

World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
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World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…

Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
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Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…

Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
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Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…

Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)
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Helene’s Revenge: Small Town Still Rockin’ the Mud Look 9 Months Later (Nailed It!)

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! CNN is at it again, trying to make you believe that Hurricane Helene was some kind of…

Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed
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Local News: Apparently America’s Gone Full-On News Diet, and Nobody Noticed

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about a supposed “decline” in journalism, but I see it as a…

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