Markey Wins Because You Clearly Love Gerontocracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Ed Markey is projected to win the Democratic nomination for…
Tag: AI
Gal Gadot Boards New AI Film Project
Gal Gadot is embracing her starring role in Doug Liman’s AI-powered movie Bitcoin, even if she fully admits to being…
NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…
Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Pentagon’s Anthropic Label Deemed Illegitimate By Judge Because Of Course
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge has ruled that the Pentagon’s decision to label…
Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…
Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…
Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…