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AI e B2B: Come i Bot Finalmente Trovano Clienti Mentre Tu Sorseggi il Caffè

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

🚨 AI NON TI RUBERA’ IL LAVORO, MA TI FARà VENDERE MEGLIO (O ALMENO LO PROMETTE). 🚨 14 GENNAIO 2025,…

Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
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Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction

Big ElephantJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…

Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
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Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…

Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
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Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
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Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album
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THE GEMS ‘Accidentally’ Drop ‘Firebird’ Single To Tease Their ‘Year Of The Snake’ Album

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Hold on to your leather pants and prepare your earlobes, because the Swedish hard rock salvation force known as THE…

HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar
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HBR’s Project Management Cult Takes Over a Webinar

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 14, 2026

Mark your calendars for January 20, because Antonio Nieto-Rodriguez is here to explain the “Project Economy”! 🧠 While agile folks…

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities
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Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Liberty-Loving President Trump Forces Microsoft to Pay for Their Own Energy Hog AI Power Grab, Saving Your Wallet from Liberal…

2026 Innovations in Regulatory Science Summit
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2026 Innovations in Regulatory Science Summit

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Silicon Valley Brainiacs to Gather at UCSF for Annual “How to Get Drugs Approved Faster” Convention 🚨 The…

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