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Microsoft Dumps Truckload of Monopoly Money in Dubai, Claims it’s a $15 Billion Investment
Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft Dumps Truckload of Monopoly Money in Dubai, Claims it’s a $15 Billion Investment

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is wetting its pants over AI in the UAE! More globalist garbage! Microsoft, Google, and NVIDIA –…

Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job
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Goldman CEO Doesn’t Get Why You’re Crying About AI Stealing Your Useless Job

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Those latte-sipping, avocado-toast-eating liberals are about to lose their precious white-collar jobs to AI! Finally, some good…

Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords
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Klein News Innovation Camp: 16 Years of Pizza and Buzzwords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**New venue (lol, it’s close) and fresh focus (begging creators to show up)!** ðŸĪŠ The 16th annual Klein News Innovation…

Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
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Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity

FinnNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)
Breaking, Games News

Twitch: From Geeks to Global Domination (One Emote at a Time)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Okay, so like, in 2011, Twitch was born from the ashes of Justin.tv, because apparently, people actually wanted to watch…

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Elephant Reads CNN

A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia

Big ElephantNovember 1, 2025November 1, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…

The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Apple Accidentally Leaks iPhone 17 Sales Data (Spoiler: It’s Doomed)

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying…

Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genuflection to Xi So Massive It’s Practically a Communist Manifesto

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another brilliant masterstroke from our President Trump! He’s playing 4D chess while the lib snowflakes are still trying to figure…

OMG! World’s Richest Company Reveals Top-Secret Plan to Take Over the World (and Your Wallet)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! World’s Richest Company Reveals Top-Secret Plan to Take Over the World (and Your Wallet)

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Behold, the rise of the machines, orchestrated by none other than those Deep State-adjacent tech overlords at Nvidia! They’re not…

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