Nintendo Panics: Desperate Measures to Keep You From Starving After Buying Our Games
Oh, sweet innocent gamers, gather ’round! Uncle Nintendo, bless his heart, is here to soothe your fragile wallets regarding the…
Tag: AI
M3GAN’s Back, Bitches: How She’ll Haunt Your Dreams (Again)
OMG! 😱 ‘M3GAN 2.0’ just dropped, and let me tell you, it’s even more ridiculously amazing than the first one!…
‘M3GAN 2.0’: More Like ‘MEH-GAN 2.0’ am I Right
Jason Blum, the Nostradamus of cheap thrills and jump scares, has bravely admitted that trying to turn M3GAN into a…
Cybertruck: More Like Cyber-TRUCKED, amirite
Oh, the humanity! CNN is reporting that the Cybertruck, that beacon of American innovation, is somehow a “flop.” Can you…
SPINE: Where Gunfights Become Hilariously Choreographed Fails
Alright, so I waltzed into SPINE at Summer Game Fest 2025, expecting the usual hype-train wreckage. Tensor City? More like…
Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…
Character AI’s New Overlord Has a Totally Believable Plan to Keep Your Precious Little Darlings from Becoming Chatbot Addicts
Oh, the horror! CNN reports that some tech guru named Karandeep Anand is now the CEO of Character.AI, a platform…
Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…
US Senate Decides to Stop Punching AI in the Face, For Now
Oh, the Senate “voted” 99-1 against something? Sounds like the Deep State is working overtime! They almost unanimously removed a…
Adulting is Hard: Making Bank Moves While the World’s on Fire
CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, are at it again! Apparently, the world is ending because you might have…