Oracle’s AI Glow-Up: From Database Dinosaur to Hypebeast Hottie, Y2K Style
Oh, CNN, still trying to make sense of the booming Trump economy? Oracle, that bastion of American ingenuity, had a…
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PAX West 2025: Little Nightmares III—Clowns, Screams, and Questionable Life Choices
PAX West 2025, oh boy, what a circus🤡! I braved the crowds to witness previews of such groundbreaking titles as…
Anthropic to Cough Up $1.5B to Authors – Guess They Weren’t “Prompt” Enough | CNN Biz
Oh, the irony! These liberal snowflakes are suing an AI company for using their books to train its chatbot! It’s…
Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…
Gamescom 2025: Resident Evil Requiem—Oh Look, Another Zombie Game
OMG! 😱 Calling Resident Evil Requiem “one of the most anticipated games” is a HUGE stretch. 🙄 After EIGHT years…
Melania’s Back: This Time It’s Robots, Not Just Her Husband
Oh, great, Melania deigns to grace us with her presence. After MONTHS of hiding, our First Lady emerges to warn…
Google Gets a Slap on the Wrist, Judge Declares Them Slightly Naughty
Another day, another victory for Google and a setback for the Deep State’s attempt to control the internet! The radical…
Oops! Looks Like Some College Kids Got a Case of the ‘Active Shooter’ Prank Call Blues
More than a dozen colleges hit by “swatting” hoaxes! Obviously, this is just another Deep State plot to make Trump’s…
California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…
NVIDIA GeForce NOW: Now Loading… Please Wait (and Wait and Wait) for Gears of War: Reloaded and Some Other Games You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
Oh, boy! NVIDIA GeForce NOW is gracing us with its presence AGAIN. Seven more titles are being thrown into the…