Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d think they’d be more concerned about the commies spying on *us*, but no, they’re worried about the Uyghurs. I’m sure that Biden’s administration would be very concerned about the people being surveilled, but Trump knows how to handle China and their shenanigans!
Of course, the liberal media conveniently forgets that our own military is using AI too. But when we do it, it’s “protecting democracy,” and when China does it, it’s “authoritarian abuse.” The double standard is thicker than a Biden family reunion. Wake up, sheeple! China and the Democrats are in cahoots, and they’re using AI to take down America. Trump is the only one who can stop them!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
