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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
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Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…

Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway
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Trump Rewards Polluters With Pardons Because Who Needs Clean Air Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions
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Nation’s Birthday Now Sponsored By Ego and Explosions

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is gearing up for a record-breaking fireworks…

Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm
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Grandpa’s Sidewalk Empire Takes Nation By Storm

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 78-year-old cardiologist and local politician, Gary Miller, has become an…

Conservatives lose cool over AC request
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Conservatives lose cool over AC request

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
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Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…

Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
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Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…

Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
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Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…

You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane
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You Won’t Believe What Some Genius Tried On A Plane

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one, folks. A passenger on a United Airlines…

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