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BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem
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BUTCHER BABIES Unleash New Single ‘Lost In Your Touch’—Because Nothing Says Love Like Metal Mayhem

Chord F. DiscordMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

BUTCHER BABIES are back with a new single, and oh boy, it’s a doozy. Titled “Lost In Your Touch”, this…

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“FLE Phonétique : Quand la Syllabe Devient un Mot, C’est le Bordel Phonétique !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet** Préparez-vous à une expérience aussi excitante qu’un cours de phonétique un lundi matin !…

SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
SEX PISTOLS with Frank Carter Announce North American Comeback Tour—Because Why Not, We're All Gonna Die Anyway
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SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…

Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It
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Xbox Begins With Console, But Asha Sharma’s Real Plan Is to Sprinkle Some Fun Dust and Magic Culture Fairy Powder All Over It

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Oh, look—a shiny new CEO at Xbox! 🙌 Just what the world needed, right? Because when you think of gaming…

Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!
ANTHRAX Fans, Prepare Your Wallets and Your Patience — New Album Finally Coming... Maybe
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Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…

Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud
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Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh look, it’s the same old song and dance from the woke AI crowd! So let me get this straight:…

Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga
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Savannah Guthrie’s Desperate Video Plea: Week Four of the ‘Where’s Mom?’ Saga

Big ElephantFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh no, not another dramatic plea from Savannah Guthrie—how will we ever cope with this leftist media sob story? Well,…

CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?
CLAWFINGER Returns From 19-Year Nap, Releases New Album Before They "All Die"
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CLAWFINGER Unleashes Apocalyptic Title Track Video Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal pioneers CLAWFINGER have released the official music video for “Before We All Die,” the title track of their…

Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe
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Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…

ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ
ANGELA GOSSOF FINALLY SAYS "NOT IT!" TO ARCH ENEMY COMEBACK RUMORS
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ANGELA GOSSOW DECLARES “NOT ME!” TO ARCH ENEMY REUNION RUMORS, LEAVING FANS AS CONFUSED AS A VEGAN AT A BBQ

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

Well, well, well—looks like someone’s been playing with fire! 🔥 Angela Gossow, the queen of growls and spreadsheet mastery, has…

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