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Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box
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Sen. Cotton Explains Trump’s Venezuela ‘Run’ Comment Like He’s Translating for a Toddler Who Wants a Juice Box

Big ElephantJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Tom Cotton Warns Venezuela: It’s Either Freedom Fries or Socialism Fries In a stunning display of American diplomacy, Senator Tom…

DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties
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DJ Drops Beats While Yogi Attempts to Find Inner Peace Amidst Soul Ties

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 4, 2026

🧘‍♂️🌪️ Brace yourselves, Tampa! On February 16, 2026, from 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM at Armature Works (1200 N Boulevard,…

How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs
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How to Beg for Money Like a Pro in 2026: A Guide for Starving Entrepreneurs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Wizards of Finance Summoned to Save Your Bankrupt Dreams! 🚨 On January 6, 2026 at 1pm ET via…

MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’
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MARTY FRIEDMAN: ‘I’ve Learned So Much From Classical Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 31, 2025December 31, 2025

Move over, Beethoven—Marty Friedman just dropped the most metal classical album since Mozart tried to shred on a harpsichord! 🤘🎶…

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