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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again
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Liberal media exploiting dead kids for gun control again

Big ElephantApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks! Our great nation is thriving under the magnificent leadership…

Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread
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Crimson Desert’s Latest Patch Somehow Manages To Not Completely Ruin The Game This Time And Fans Are Totally Not Just Being Sarcastic When They Say It’s The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 23, 2026April 23, 2026

Crimson Desert just got a whole lot better, and we’re not just talking about the devs finally fixing the plethora…

Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now
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Fake news hates Trump reading Bible in Oval Office now

Big ElephantApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and our great President Donald Trump is still making waves and keeping his…

Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again
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Sore loser vets whine about Trump’s amazing Arc monument again

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are the losers at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our beloved President Donald Trump,…

Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow
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Liberal scum think they can steal our great American seats somehow

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still standing, despite the best efforts of the fake news media and the…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
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The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
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Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
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The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
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Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…

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