Prepare for Symphonic Overkill and 100% More Pretentious Arm-Waving
Hold onto your taco hats, metalheads 🌮🎸 because Therion just dropped a symphonic metal album so extra, it needs TWO…
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Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…
Legendary Extreme Metal Drummer NICK BARKER: ‘I Hope To Get A New Kidney Sometime Later This Year, And Maybe A New Cymbal’
Brace yourselves, drumming degenerates, because the metal beat-keeper himself, Nick Barker, is currently locked in a death match with his…
Olympic Snowboarder Turned FBI Fugitive Ryan Wedding Finally Catches The Police
Woke Canadian Snowboarder Busted: Turns Out His ‘Parallel Turns’ Were Just a Diversion for a Massive Cocaine Ring! You Won’t…
$100m jewelry heist suspect deported before trial, jury still deliberating the value of costume jewelry
Another Day, Another Democrat Disaster: Criminal Walks Free Thanks to Open Borders Chaos! Here we go again, folks! It’s the…
Winter Storm Prep, Shark Attacks, and Cancer Trends: Because Your Day Wasn’t Already Terrifying Enough
While President Trump makes America great again, the liberal media is busy crying about snow and sharks. SAD! You won’t…
Netflix Execs Confused as ‘The Abandons’ Gets Abandoned After a Month
📺 Netflix has once again proven it treats its original series like a toddler with a new toy—plays with it…
Nouveau parcours de formation Leader-Mentor pour apprendre à diriger sans avoir l’air d’un chef d’orchestre dont l’orchestre a pris la fuite
Oh, you’re struggling with leadership? Fear not! The “Parcours Leader-Mentor” launches to teach managers how to actually pretend to care.…
Astronauts But Make It Drama Queens – Watch the Trailer for This Documentary That Probably Took 10 Years to Film
Hold onto your helmets, Earthlings, because a new documentary is dropping that proves once and for all that women really…
The Fast and the Flurious: Get Ready to Debunk Physics and Your Lunch at Universal Florida
Universal Orlando has finally decided to listen to the screams of a generation and replace the ear-bleeding auditory nightmare of…