Breaking News: Mats Levén Sings Entire Album Without Falling Asleep Because Let’s Be Real Yngwie’s Music Can Be Pretty Snooze Inducing
Breaking news: Mats Levén is a total rockstar and we’re not biased at all 🤘💥! He just played two epic…
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Formerly Sane Bassist Ditches ROB ZOMBIE To Worship At The Altar Of MARILYN MANSON Now Launches New Project Because The World Was Missing GABI & THE FLY Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉! The most epic, face-melting, and soul-crushing heavy metal project has…
Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong with a Remake of a Show About Robots Rising Up to Kill Humans Written by the Guy Who Made Dinosaurs Eat Lawyers
Because the world was just missing a Westworld reboot, and we all needed another opportunity to relive the thrill of…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Oh No The Apocalypse Is Near Only 282 Whole Entire US Outdoor Theaters Left To Watch Movies Under The Stars And Eat Overpriced Nachos
Oh joy, summer is finally here, and you know what that means… it’s time to squeeze into a hot car…
Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…
Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…
Max Payne: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Spend 100 Hours Replaying the Same Cutscene Over and Over Again in a Desperate Attempt to Recapture the Magic of a Game That Was Only Mildly Interesting in the First Place
Let’s talk about the super cool and totally not-at-all-depressing game, Max Payne 🎉😒. I mean, who doesn’t love a good…
Oh Joy Another Superhero Came Back from the Dead Because Comic Book Logic Daredevil Born Again Finale Spoilers Ahead
The season finale of Daredevil: Born Again was absolutely, mind-blowingly, life-changingly amazing… said no one ever 🙄. But hey, it…
Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…