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Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news about poor Rudy, what a total CNN joke

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In what can only be described as another tragic episode of “Let’s All Dunk on Rudy”, the media machine has…

Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi
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Breaking News ANGRA Finally Figures Out How to Use Zoom and Reunites with KIKO LOUREIRO EDU FALASCHI and AQUILES PRIESTER at 2026 BANGERS OPEN AIR Because Who Needs a Recording Studio When You Have WiFi

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

So, you want to know about the epic reunion of Angra’s “Rebirth” lineup at the 2026 Bangers Open Air festival?…

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake News Fed Whines About Tiny Inflation Again

Big ElephantApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’
Breaking, Music News

BRUCE DICKINSON On His Next Solo Album: ‘We Did 16 Tracks In 21 Days, All 100 Percent Live, No Sleep, No Food, Just Pure Unadulterated Genius and Possibly a Few Miracles’

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2026April 30, 2026

Breaking news: IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson is still alive and kicking, despite having two metal hips and a busted Achilles…

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news Kimmel whines about FCC, still spewing liberal garbage somehow

Big ElephantApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
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Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He

FinnApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, liberal Musk gets to regale us with genius

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal media still whining and crying about the state of our great nation under…

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not
Breaking News: Nicolas Cage to Play Spider-Noir, Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway? 🚨🕸️
Breaking, Movie News

Nicolas Cage is Apparently a Spider Now Because Why Not

FinnApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

In a move that has left everyone wondering if Nicolas Cage has finally lost all sense of reality, Prime Video…

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway

Big ElephantApril 27, 2026April 27, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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