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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea
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The Punisher: One Last Kill Before He Finally Retires to a Life of Knitting and Sipping Tea

FinnApril 10, 2026April 10, 2026

Breaking news, folks: Frank Castle is back, and we’re all supposed to be excited about it 🤩. I mean, who…

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, Meta catches up to American greatness and innovation

Big ElephantApril 9, 2026April 9, 2026

Clearly, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, now that our great leader, President Donald Trump, is at the helm.…

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up
Breaking, Movie News

The Boys Season 4 Finale Almost Got Canceled Because Apparently Some People Cant Handle Watching Fictional Versions of Influential People Getting Blown Up

FinnApril 7, 2026April 7, 2026

The Boys Season 4 finale was almost cancelled due to a real-life assassination attempt on President Donald Trump, because who…

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow

Big ElephantApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…

Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens
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Trump saves America from liberal brainwashing in colleges finally happens

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. It’s 2026 and our great leader, President Donald Trump, is still…

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
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Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesn’t love a good throwback 🎉? The…

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news panicking about jobs, war just a liberal excuse

Big ElephantApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD
Breaking, Music News

UDO DIRKSCHNEIDER Literally Begs You to Film His Entire Show on Your Phone So He Can Finally Get Some Decent Footage for His Next Concert DVD

Chord F. DiscordApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have spoken, and they’re sick of your phone-taking, video-recording, utterly-absent-from-the-moment nonsense 🤦‍♂️! In…

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN lying about our great economy again

Big ElephantMarch 31, 2026March 31, 2026

In the glorious year of 2026, with our fearless leader Donald Trump at the helm, it’s absolutely hilarious to see…

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