Delta Plane Just Bumps Into Another One Because Who Needs Space
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a bit of a mishap at Los Angeles International Airport, where a…
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Media Outlets Beg Judge Not to Cancel Their Press Passes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is at it again, trying to ban CNN,…
Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…
Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…
TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…
Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…
America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a missing medical transport aircraft off the coast of Massachusetts, and I’ve…
Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…
Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…