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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
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DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…

Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee
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Kaiju Chaos Revived in Cash Grab Remaster of Destroy All Monsters Melee

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

It’s time to get ready for some city-stomping, building-throwing, and general kaiju chaos, as Atari and Pipeworks Studios are bringing…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…

Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
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Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
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American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…

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