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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative
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LA Traffic Gets a Little Too Creative

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A news helicopter crashed in a commercial area of a Los…

PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme
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PM Studios boss attempts to resuscitate physical gaming with PANAX scheme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

In an era where digital downloads and live-service games reign supreme, it’s refreshing to see a publisher like PM Studios…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights
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Nostalgia Cash-In Alert: Ocarina of Time Remake Promises Familiar Delights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

Nintendo is at it again, trying to suck every last penny out of our wallets with yet another remake, this…

Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
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Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…

House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto
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House Dems Freak Out Over AI, Want Recess Canceled Pronto

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, where a group of House Democratic lawmakers…

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
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TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

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