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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise
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Inflation Gets Extra Boost From Crummy Job Market Surprise

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. David Goldman and Matt Egan are discussing the latest job report,…

Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes
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Delta Flight Makes Sudden U-Turn Due to Mysterious Fumes

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Delta flight that had to make an emergency return to Atlanta…

Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
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Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…

Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
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Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…

Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
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Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…

SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 SHINING just dropped a new single, “North”, and it’s a wild…

US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
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US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
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Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…

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