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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it
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Rikki Rockett trashes Poison’s Hollyweird because you still listen to it

Chord F. DiscordAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… NOT. POISON drummer…

Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again
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Marine One Has Trouble Talking To Humans Again

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama with Marine One, and let me tell you, it’s…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos
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Marine One nearly crashed due to White House renovation chaos

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to a preliminary report from the National Transportation Safety Board…

Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game
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Sony serves nostalgia with stale repeats and obligatory sports game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Sony’s latest attempt to justify the existence of PlayStation Plus has rolled out, and it’s a mixed bag of genres…

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait
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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Finally Gets Court Date After 20 Year Wait

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the mastermind…

American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare
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American Airlines Plane Has Typical Tuesday at O’Hare

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport is having a bit of a rough month. I mean, who…

Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time
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Trump Now Ruining Lakes and Legends One Ego Trip at Time

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems President Trump is at it again, threatening to raze…

Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time
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Trump Demands Kennedy Center Renovations Or Else It’s Demolition Time

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

The Kennedy Center, one of America’s most iconic performance venues, is in a bit of a pickle, folks. According to…

Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff
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Gaming’s Biggest Stage Show Returns To Sell You More Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is finally here, and with it, the inevitable onslaught of hype trains, cringeworthy marketing buzzwords, and Geoff Keighley’s…

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