Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: Album

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)
Breaking, Music News

Spineshank’s New Banger: Get Ready for Some Seriously Heavy Hooks (You’ve Been Warned)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Guess who’s crawling out of the early 2000s primordial ooze? It’s SPINESHANK, baby! Jonny Santos, the voice that…

Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive
Breaking, Music News

Deep Purple’s ‘Rapture of the Deep’ 20th-Anniversary Remix: Prepare for a Deeply Unnecessary Dive

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

DEEP PURPLE‘s “Rapture Of The Deep” – The Album So Forgettable, They Had to Remix It! 🤣 Turns 20! Celebrate…

GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)
Breaking, Music News

GENE HOGLAN Spills the Beans: DARK ANGEL’s ‘Extinction Level Event’ Was Made With a Radically Different Production (Like, They Actually Tuned Their Guitars This Time)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 Gene Hoglan, the dude who hits things in DARK ANGEL (yes, they’re still a thing), blabbed to Overdrive…

Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)
Breaking, Music News

Cristina Scabbia’s So-Called 53rd Birthday Bash: Sharon den Adel & Simone Simons Show Up (Are They Lost?)

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

LACUNA COIL, still kicking around, apparently played a gig at Metalfest in Plzeň, Czech Republic, on Friday (June 6). Now,…

LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
Breaking

LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? 🤷‍♀️), 1980s hard rock queen…

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
Breaking, Music News

Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…

Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
Breaking

Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
Breaking, Music News

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
Breaking, Music News

SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…

ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
Breaking, Music News

ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 99 100 101 … 103 Next

Latest posts

  • Trump Aide’s Old Tweets Reveal Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Loyalty
  • Paramount and AGs Engage in Thrilling Game of Corporate Chicken
  • PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
  • Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
  • Kansas Loses Senator But Gains One Angelic Moderate Voter

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.