MAX CAVALERA Can’t Handle Lyric Writing: ‘It’s Like Doing Taxes for the Devil’
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Max Cavalera Finally Admits What We All Suspected: Lyrics Are Just Glorified Homework (And Heβs Definitely Not Getting an A+)…
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