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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
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Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…

Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking
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Joe Elliott still somehow employed after 5 decades of shrieking

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously outdated news? 🤯 I just found out that DEF LEPPARD and…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
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Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…

Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
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Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!
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Igorrr Live in Charlotte, NC — Darker, Heavier, Still Insane!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2026

Igorrr brought his beautifully twisted madness to Charlotte, North Carolina, and the show was an absolute blast. Gautier Serre was…

Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
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Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…

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