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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight
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Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: BUTCHER BABIES’ Heidi Shepherd is still coping with the loss of her BFF and…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!
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Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Inter Arma absolutely crushed it at Local 506 in Chapel Hill. But after 20 years of delivering outstanding metal, this…

Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up
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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Nickelback is going on tour again, because apparently, the world wasn’t already…

Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
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Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…

Britney Spears ‘She’ll Never Be Me’: Because Lets Face It Nobody Can Handle This Level of Chaotic fabulousness and Unbridled Crazy
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Britney Spears ‘She’ll Never Be Me’: Because Lets Face It Nobody Can Handle This Level of Chaotic fabulousness and Unbridled Crazy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2026October 11, 2026

Breaking news: Britney Spears is back, and she’s still the queen of pop 🎤👑! The Princess of Pop has dropped…

Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
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Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…

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