Shatner Conquers Riot Fest With Eardrum Shattering Awfulness
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
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Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…
Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…
Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…
NEVERMORE reunites for one song and suddenly everyone cares about metal again
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 NEVERMORE is back, and they’re not just phoning it…
DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…
Peter Frampton gets meaningless award to bolster his Etsy sales
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Peter Frampton, the legendary guitarist and all-around rock god,…
ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…
Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…