Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…
Tag: Albums
DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…
Staind Finally Releases Album With Title Longer Than Their Career
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… STAIND is releasing…
Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…
Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…
Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…
Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…
ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…
SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…
BUSH still exists and is rehashing old albums
Oh no, it’s happening again! 🙄 BUSH is re-releasing their sophomore album “Razorblade Suitcase” in a deluxe edition, because apparently,…