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Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
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Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…

Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
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Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…

Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well
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Wednesday 13 teams up with John 5 because his solo career was going so well

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just got word that Wednesday 13 is teaming…

Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow
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Kim Thayil claims 90s Seattle scene was totally sober somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously nostalgic and potentially depressing news? 🤯 Because Kim Thayil, the legendary…

Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently
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Some Guy Named Prisoner Released By Miley Cyrus Apparently

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, European modern metal goodness? Because I’m not, but here we are.…

Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video
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Nickelback blesses us with footage of them not being hated for 5 whole minutes while making Rattle The Cage video

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I heard that Nickelback is releasing a new album, “Everything…

Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
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Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck
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Terry Butler vows to never again enable Kam Lee’s antics because apparently his sanity is worth more than a paycheck

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact…

KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This
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KAMELOT’s THOMAS YOUNGBLOOD Finally Admits They’re Too Old For This

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s guitarist Thomas Youngblood just spilled the beans on…

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