Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…
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ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload 🙄! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…
Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…
KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…
Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…
Tupac’s Murder Still Unsolved Because Plot Twists Are Hard
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It’s been almost 30 years since Tupac Shakur’s murder, and…
Sepulturas Andreas Kisser Finally Says Something That Might Get Him Banned From Twitter
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious hand-wringing and fretting about the state of the world? 🤯 Because…