Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some emotional rollercoaster? Because MASTODON just dropped a 35-minute video talking about their…
Tag: Albums
ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…
Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…
Megadeth Cancels Lisbon Show And Suddenly Plastic Cups Become Relevant Again
Oh no, the world is ending: MEGADETH’s EvilLive festival appearance was cancelled due to “technical issues” and I’m still trying…
Madonna’s alleged final Confessions redux because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
Madonna is back, and I’m not surprised. Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. The Queen of Pop has returned…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…
Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet Beats Cancer Because Prayer Works Obviously
Oh no, the world is definitely ending: Michael Sweet of Stryper has thyroid cancer… but don’t worry, he’s mostly fine,…
Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…