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Tag: Albums

KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life
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KK’S PRIEST somehow still exists and is touring with W.A.S.P. because you clearly needed this in your life

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2026September 13, 2026

OH MY METAL GODS, KK’S PRIEST IS TOURING AND PLAYING ALL THE JUDAS PRIEST SONGS YOU FORGOT EXISTED!!! 🤯 I…

ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere
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ROSS VALORY crushes dreams of midlife crisis dudes everywhere

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t be cool with being booted from one of the most iconic rock bands of all time?…

Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did
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Brent Hinds’s Estate Sues Mastodon Because Of Course They Did

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is imploding! 🤯 MASTODON is being sued by the estate of their former band member…

WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Burton C Bell still talking somehow
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Burton C Bell still talking somehow

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exclusive, totally-not-a-concert, spoken-word experience with Burton C. Bell? 🤔 I mean,…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza
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Spice Girls relaunch one last time with obligatory boxset extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of their debut album Spice, The Spice Girls are releasing The Singles Collection – the…

Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time
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Bruce Dickinson remixes 25 year old album because you clearly didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Bruce Dickinson’s 1997 solo…

Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess
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Sharon Den Adel finally notices the world is a mess

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending and Sharon Den Adel from Within Temptation is here to save us with her…

Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
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Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…

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