The New ‘Supergirl’ Takes Flight in First Trailer and Apparently Your Mom’s Heart
When Supergirl first flew onto the big screen in 1984, she didn’t just crash-land — she face-planted directly into the…
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ICE Has a Bad Day as Judge Declares ‘Free the Abrego’ and Custody Can’t Hold Him Any Longer
In a stunning act of judicial overreach that could only come from an Obama-appointed activist judge, a federal court in…
Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…
Executive Functioning Issues Explained: A Guide for People Who Still Can’t Find Their Keys
🚨 BREAKING: Susan Brooks Finally Cracks the Code on Why Your Kid Can’t Find Their Homework 🚨 📅 Feb 28,…
Captain Canuck: The Unsung Hero of Maple Syrup and Mediocrity or Just Canada’s Forgotten Wet Sock of a Superhero
Oh Canada! You gave us poutine, Justin Bieber, and a hero so polite he probably apologizes to villains after punching…
IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…
“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”
🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…
‘Men in Black’ Reboot: Because Hollywood Has ZERO Original Ideas
Hold onto your Neuralyzers, folks, because the cinematic overlords at Sony Pictures are reportedly cooking up another Men in Black…
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…
Alien Weaponry in Charlotte, NC (11/29/2025)
New Zealand Groove metal from Waipu Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…