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Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
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China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
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Netflix Shrugs Off Demon Hunter’s Lawsuit Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 20, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is ending: DEMON HUNTER is suing Netflix over the “KPop Demon Hunters” name 🤯! I…

Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
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Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…

FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
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FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…

Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
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Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…

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