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César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part
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César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that one of the organizers who claimed she was…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
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Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently
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Sandusky Drops Appeal Because Justice Is Optional Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach, and I’ve got…

Feds May Crash Your Voting Party
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Feds May Crash Your Voting Party

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. With less than two months to go until the midterm elections,…

Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
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Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…

Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently
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Fetterman Denounces Staffers For Not Loving Him Enough Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. John Fetterman is in hot water after some former aides…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently
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Nevada Voter Data Subpoenaed Because Transparency Matters Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department has issued several subpoenas to Nevada’s secretary of…

Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye
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Epstein’s Beauty Tips Apparently Involved Lots of Hair Dye

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein, the infamous convicted sex…

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