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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama
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Because What Wheel of Fortune Really Needed Was More Drama

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 3, 2026

Jim Thornton, the voice of Wheel of Fortune since 2011, has been suspended from the iconic game show. Because, you…

GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations
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GOP Rep Chuck Edwards Gets Official Slap for Creepy Behavior Allegations

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest drama on Capitol Hill. It seems GOP Rep. Chuck Edwards…

ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway
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ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of immigration enforcement. It seems that…

Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money
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Amazon Gets Sued For Being Too Good At Taking Money

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Amazon’s latest run-in with the Federal Trade Commission, and folks, it’s a doozy.…

Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently
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Trump’s Favorite Gas Station Gets Free Fuel Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the mystery of how Freedom Fuel Network was…

GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again
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GOP Lawmaker’s Exes Forced to Delete Posts Again

Big ElephantAugust 31, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about GOP Rep. Max Miller, who’s having a bit of a rough week.…

LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour
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LaGuardia Chaos Ensues After Controllers Bail Early For Happy Hour

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Air Canada Express crash at LaGuardia Airport, and…

China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere
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China Accused of Spying on Basically Everyone Everywhere

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest news from CNN. Apparently, US officials…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
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TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It
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Royals, Elton John Get Sued For Eight Figures, Totally Worth It

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prince Harry and a bunch of other high-profile folks, including Elton…

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