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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
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Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…

Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut
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Outside Lands 2026 Livestream Set for Amazon Music Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Outside Lands returns to San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park this weekend, and fans unable to attend the sold-out festival can…

Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs
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Rising Sun Sets on More Early Access Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

I have to admit, I was oblivious to the existence of Expeditions: Samurai until recently, and that’s not entirely my…

Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again
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Trump’s Alternative Facts Meet Actual Reality Again

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Jeanine Pirro, the DC US attorney, got a tongue-lashing from…

Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Evanescence in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 5, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Little Rock, Arkansas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)
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Spiritbox in Charlotte, NC (08/04/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 4, 2026August 17, 2026

Alternative metal from Victoria, British Columbia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
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Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…

Prong still exists and has a new song somehow
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Prong still exists and has a new song somehow

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I mean, I can barely contain my enthusiasm… 😴…

BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously
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BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE saves music with new single Dont Run obviously

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2026August 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 BREAKING IN A SEQUENCE just dropped a new single, “Don’t Run”,…

Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair
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Trump’s Reflecting Pool Now Officially More Scandalous Than His Hair

Big ElephantAugust 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department dropped its case against David Hearn, the former…

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