Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
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The Commodore Callback 8020 Because You Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough With a Real Smartphone
Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🚨💥 Commodore and Jolla have teamed up to bring you the…
Oh Boy Get Ready for Another Soul Sucking Mobile Game Pokémon Champions Is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life on Android and iOS on June 17
The Pokémon franchise is finally gracing us with its regal presence on our mobile devices, because who needs personal space…
Game of Thrones: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of People Screaming at Each Other in the Original Series, Now There’s a Mobile Game Called Dragonfire
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic dragon riding and throne claiming? 🐉👑 With only a few weeks…
Fortnite is Basically Going to Ruin Star Wars with a Cringeworthy Galaxy of Overhyped Content and a Darth Vader Game That Will Probably Give You Nightmares of His Breathing
Get ready for the most epic collaboration in gaming history: Fortnite is about to get a massive injection of Star…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Games to Play Already GeForce NOW Is Blessing You with PRAGMATA and Three Other Things to Waste Your Life On This Week
NVIDIA just went full rocket scientist and sent GeForce NOW to the moon 🚀, bringing not one, not two, but…
Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…
Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…
Warframe Finally Invades Android in Canada — Because Eh, Why Not? Global Domination Next!
Oh look, another game letting us pretend we’re intergalactic space ninjas while our laundry piles up like the Sentients’ ancient…
Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…