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Tag: Anime

Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
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Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……

GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)
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GFN Thursday: GeForce NOW Yeets 20 Games Including Little Nightmares III (But Who’s Counting)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Okay, so apparently, it’s 2025, and NVIDIA GeForce NOW is still a thing? 🤣 Who knew? I thought cloud gaming…

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El Paso: The Only Place in Texas With Things To Do?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 2, 2025

OMG! El Paso is THE place to be! Get ready for concerts, parties, and “live music” 🎶. Don’t miss festivals…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
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Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! 🎉 Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…

Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?
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Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Capcom Finally Found Their Sword After All These Years?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

During a “hands-off” presentation (because nobody trusts gamers, amirite?) at Summer Games Fest, Onimusha: Way of the Sword *quietly* emerged…

Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025
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Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Yo, check it, fam! Summer Games Fest 2025 just dropped the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending announcement EVER! Prepare yourselves for…

Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
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Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…

LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For
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LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Ah, yes, the Blue Sea…or should we say, the Blue-tiful cash grab đź’°! LEGO, in its infinite wisdom (or lack…

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