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HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi
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HELLOWEEN Cancels Asian Tour Because Michael Kiske Ate Too Much Wasabi

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

OMG! 🎃 Seems like those geriatric German power metallers 🤘 from HELLOWEEN 🧙‍♀️ have had to CANCEL their eagerly (not…

Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
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Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle

Big ElephantNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…

GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)
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GUNS N’ ROSES Announces 2026 World Tour; Two New Songs To Arrive In Early December (Maybe, If Axl Remembers)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did anyone REALLY ask for this? GUNS N’ ROSES, those geriatric rockers, are apparently still touring in 2026.…

Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this
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Jurgis Matulevičius’ China Sea trailer drops, and honestly, who even asked for this

FinnNovember 14, 2025November 14, 2025

Film Jam, along with such luminaries as Con Artist, Ma Studios, Lava Films, and Bionaut, are totally stoked to announce…

SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now
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SABATON Drops New Vid for ‘A Tiger Among Dragons’ Because Apparently Dragons Need Tigers Now

Chord F. DiscordNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

So, SABATON, those Swedish metalheads who apparently think history is just a suggestion for song lyrics, have dropped another single…

Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24
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Persona Live 2026: Prepare to Yawn as It Shuffle Steps Into LA on January 23-24

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Get ready to empty your wallets, fellow Persona fanatics! SEGA is blessing the US…

CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers
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CNN’s Oct 29 Extravaganza: Melissa’s Tantrums, Asia’s Adventures, Trump’s Encore, Mideast Mayhem, and Boating Bloopers

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Every pathetic, virtue-signaling air traffic controller in the US received a whopping zero-dollar paystub this week. Cry me a river!…

UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego
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UBS Laughs All the Way to the Bank (Again): Profits Soar Like a Hedge Fund Manager’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Folks, UBS is SURGING, and you know why? Because of President Trump’s booming economy, that’s why! All this winning is…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
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CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
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Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…

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