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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
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ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…

Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal
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Putin’s Buddy to Save US Farmers Because That’s Totally Normal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest trade war drama, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…

Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
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Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…

Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
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Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…

Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd
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Sony Serving Double Helping of Hype for September 3rd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Get ready for a double dose of hype and potentially underwhelming announcements, as Sony has revealed not one, but two…

Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope
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Judge Gives Trump’s Immigration Plan A Big Fat Nope

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Trump administration when I stumbled upon this…

China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
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Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

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